Set 4 · Episode 730
Mark Fitz
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[Bit 1]
You know how transvestites do that thing where they tuck their dick in balls between their
legs and make it look like they might have a pussy?
I was wondering what do old transvestites do with all that saggy stretchy scrotum skin?
My knees are shaking.
All that saggy scrotum skin hanging out in these...
Someone told me they stuff it up her ass is what I heard.
I thought I was high and I thought,
what the fuck would they do if they farted
with that giant skin bag inside there?
Blow a giant fucking balloon out there.
Then I thought, well, what if they ate like a fuckload
of beans and just put some E. coli into it?
Man, they could work up a massive fucking fart.
He could un-wedge his fucking G-string
and take flight like a fucking hot air balloon, man.
My legs are shaking, man.
He could go on to be the next giant here.
He scrolled him, floating the next gay pride parade, man.
That's something for an old tranny to put on his bucket list, ain't it?
Brake floats bust open sometimes.
If that scrotum float was to bust open,
that would rain down, come all over those s***s.
Like, man, not from the heavens of the great gods.
Gay gods.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A stuffed scrotum becomes so extreme that a fart makes a giant balloon.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupYou know how transvestites do that thing where they tuck their dick in balls between their
setuplegs and make it look like they might have a pussy?
setupI was wondering what do old transvestites do with all that saggy stretchy scrotum skin?
setupAll that saggy scrotum skin hanging out in these...
setupSomeone told me they stuff it up her ass is what I heard.
setupI thought I was high and I thought,
setupwhat the fuck would they do if they farted
setupwith that giant skin bag inside there?
punchlineBlow a giant fucking balloon out there.