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2024-06-18

Jacob Jones

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Watch Jacob Jones's Kill Tony episode 668 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.10 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- Hey, happy to be here, everybody.

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Guys have been watching a lot of documentaries recently.

I just recently watched Planet Earth, a great documentary.

I learned in Planet Earth that dolphins have sex for pleasure.

Did you guys know this? Dolphins have sex for fun.

When I heard that, I was like, "Oh, fuck.

There has to be a couple of dolphins out there

that had sex with other dolphins

that they're just not too proud of, you know?

Like, there's just a dolphin out in the Pacific right now,

and he's just like, "Ugh.

I can't believe I fucked--"

Last night...

Ugh, I can't believe I choked her

with that McFlurry cup that was floating by, you know?

Just, like, right on her fucking bottle nose.

Put some fucking trash in her blowhole, you know?

That's what they're into, dude.

They're a bunch of freaks, you know?

That's literally why I pollute.

I'm just...

Thank you.

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setupGuys have been watching a lot of documentaries recently.

setupI just recently watched Planet Earth, a great documentary.

setupI learned in Planet Earth that dolphins have sex for pleasure.

setupDid you guys know this? Dolphins have sex for fun.

setupWhen I heard that, I was like, "Oh, fuck.

setupThere has to be a couple of dolphins out there

setupthat had sex with other dolphins

setupthat they're just not too proud of, you know?

setupLike, there's just a dolphin out in the Pacific right now,

setupand he's just like, "Ugh.

punchlineI can't believe I fucked--"