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2026-01-27

Jay Moody

Bucket Pull

Watch Jay Moody's Kill Tony episode 753 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.82 punch density·2.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Guys, I've been, uh, been micro dosing a lot.

Look a lot.

Probably too much.

Just a little bit throughout the day,

you know that's how they say micro dose.

I've been micro dosing cocaine.

'Cause that's how you do it.

If I could afford a macro dose, I would.

I can't.

[Bit 2]

They said, uh, P. Diddy had a thousand bottles of lube.

P. Diddy had a thousand bottles of lube left.

You gotta understand...

LeBron is tall. That's a lot of baby oil.

Just makes me wonder, like, the Oscars and the Grammys,

what are these after parties like?

Epstein's dead and P.D.'s in jail.

They gotta suck, dude.

Those actors are like, "I'm not going, the after parties.

He's only got like a thousand bottles left.

This isn't gonna be that fun."

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setup- Guys, I've been, uh, been micro dosing a lot.

setupLook a lot.

setupProbably too much.

setupJust a little bit throughout the day,

setupyou know that's how they say micro dose.

punchlineI've been micro dosing cocaine.

tag'Cause that's how you do it.

tagIf I could afford a macro dose, I would.

tagI can't.