Sheik Ahmed

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Watch Sheik Ahmed's Kill Tony episode 753 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.57 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.57 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- Good evening, virgins and gentlemen.

I am Sheikh Ahmed.

I teach a one minute workshop to infidels

how to treat your virgin.

First, bend your knees.

Second, you throw the hijab at the virgin.

Cover yourself up.

And third, you dodge for anything the virgin throws

back at you.

Honk, honk.

[Bit 2]

I, we have a saying in Mideast, an eye for an eye.

And what about the virgins?

They said go to Chick-fil-A.

The Chick-fil-A.

That's where the virgins are.

[Bit 3]

Well, in Mideast, we don't have bring your child to work day

because it gets too crowded at 7-Eleven.

Anyone needs a ride in my Uber's park outside.

Thank you very much.

I am not here to bomb anyone.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchline- Good evening, virgins and gentlemen.