Annie Teicher

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Watch Annie Teicher's Kill Tony episode 713 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.38 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.21 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I'm not sure about having kids.

My best friend just had a baby, a little girl,

and she told me she feels like her reason to live

is to be a mom.

But if your reason to live is to be a mom,

and your daughter's reason to live is to be a mom,

and her daughter's reason to live is to be a mom,

that's called a pyramid scheme.

[Bit 2]

And I'm not picking up on any drum beat out there

to make any more of me.

I can't come close to doing my own taxes.

TurboTax asks me the same questions every year,

and I still have to call my dad.

Like, "Hey, Dad, do I pay railroad union dues?"

No, okay.

Am I American Samoan?

Hello?

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setup- I'm not sure about having kids.

setupMy best friend just had a baby, a little girl,

setupand she told me she feels like her reason to live

setupis to be a mom.

setupBut if your reason to live is to be a mom,

setupand your daughter's reason to live is to be a mom,

setupand her daughter's reason to live is to be a mom,

punchlinethat's called a pyramid scheme.