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KILL TONY #556 - JAKE SHIELDS + BRIAN SIMPSON

2022-05-10

Ellis H

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Watch Ellis H's Kill Tony episode 556 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 1.75 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.66 punch density·2.21 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·1.75 tag density

Ooh, I love y'all, I love y'all.

[Bit 1]

Hey, don't you hate it when people talk shit

about your appearance as if you don't know what you look like.

Like, I know I look like Ice Cube if you order them off Wish,

but I don't need you to tell me that shit, OK?

Man, but that's some haters shit, man.

[Bit 2]

I got haters.

See, I don't mind haters, but it's like only in the daytime,

you know?

Like, motherfucker see me up at 4 AM talking about,

you need to go die.

I'm like, bitch, you need to go to sleep.

This is a-- this could have been a lunch text.

This is a lunch text right here.

[Bit 3]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to quit acting,

because I am tired of my agent hurting my feelings.

This bitch will submit me for the craziest shit.

It'll be like, looking for a black male, short, stocky,

potentially on the spectrum who's conventionally unattractive.

I say, God damn.

I'm reading that bitch over like, maybe on the spectrum.

That's some bullshit.

I called her up.

I said, hey, Stacy.

She goes, don't even say anything.

Look, I seen the role, and you were the first person

that came to mind.

I said, bitch, there's 80 people on the roster.

What the fuck you mean I'm the first person?

All right, y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHey, don't you hate it when people talk shit

setupabout your appearance as if you don't know what you look like.

punchlineLike, I know I look like Ice Cube if you order them off Wish,

tagbut I don't need you to tell me that shit, OK?