Reagan Wartner

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 27:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So over the past few years, a lot of my friends have been of the female variety, you know.

And with this, I learned they like to talk about their significant other sex life in a pretty great detail.

And I hate this, you know, it's a lose-lose.

They're going to lock in on one big flaccid disappointment,

Or they're just gonna write me off to begin with.

[Bit 2]

I mean, I can't have you spouting all our dirty deeds

to the whole world.

I mean, I think that's why Bill Cosby did what he did,

you know?

I mean, everyone knew how much he hated a dirty joke.

[Bit 3]

Sano Comic Con just got canceled, you know?

I mean, it's a shame.

I had my costume ready and everything.

I mean, I was gonna go as the Batman,

you know, had the rice hat, the chopsticks.

Only missing the COVID, you know?

[Bit 4]

But it's looking like I'm not gonna be able to get the COVID.

So I'm gonna have to go to one of those COVID parties.

Have you guys heard about those?

Where you go and intentionally try to catch a new disease?

I mean, it's like going to gay bar in the 80s.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hearing private sex details becomes so extreme that every outcome damages future dating.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupSo over the past few years, a lot of my friends have been of the female variety, you know.

setupAnd with this, I learned they like to talk about their significant other sex life in a pretty great detail.

setupAnd I hate this, you know, it's a lose-lose.

punchlineThey're going to lock in on one big flaccid disappointment,

tagOr they're just gonna write me off to begin with.