Ryan Joseph

Bucket Pull

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I saw security cameras during the day.

It's usually for like paranoid women that are afraid to live alone.

I'm thinking about getting a job, doing it too.

[Bit 2]

I just saw a dream that my stepmom died last night.

And my whole family was crying, freaking out.

And I just woke up drenched in my own semen.

[Bit 3]

This brother, he's adopted from Africa.

And he recently came out of the closet to my parents.

And we're all pretty obsessed.

We really try to make that closet feel like home.

[Bit 4]

Everyone knows China's racist.

They talk about they eat dogs, and women

are second-class citizens.

but there's a lot of bad stuff too.

[Bit 5]

There's this construction crew next to my house

driving me crazy every morning.

I've made reports, yelled at them,

but I still hear them speaking Spanish.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Selling security cameras implies safety work, but reveals predatory access to fearful women.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI saw security cameras during the day.

setupIt's usually for like paranoid women that are afraid to live alone.

punchlineI'm thinking about getting a job, doing it too.