Joe Hanson

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.39 punch density·0.17 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 25:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was raised really poor, just right off the bat.

My parents would always try to hide it from us, though.

They would always say shit like, "It's National Leftover Hamburger Helper Day."

It's like, it's been national leftover hamburger helper day for five nights in a row, man.

What are you trying to pull on us?

I figured it out though.

I did figure out we were poor when it came time to put down our family dog.

It cost $45 and my dad was just like, "Nah, I'll shoot it."

But I was seven years old, man.

I took that at face value.

I was like, "Oh, I cannot get sick."

We are not a Minute Clinic family at all.

I'm sure that I have a headache.

Die, bitch!

[Bit 2]

I was walking down six and this girl goes,

I'm having hot girl tummy issues.

And then she lifted up her shirt

and she just had a colostomy bag.

That's not hot girl tummy issues.

That's just a bag of shit strapped to you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A fake recurring holiday could be a cover for serving cheap leftovers nightly.”

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setupI was raised really poor, just right off the bat.

setupMy parents would always try to hide it from us, though.

setupThey would always say shit like, "It's National Leftover Hamburger Helper Day."

punchlineIt's like, it's been national leftover hamburger helper day for five nights in a row, man.

tagWhat are you trying to pull on us?