Leno Rodriguez

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Skips to 19:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm sort of stressed out guys.

The other day I got flashed by a homeless guy

with the biggest blackest cock I'd ever seen.

In person.

Shout out Mia Khalifa.

He had a cock that was so big.

How big was it?

He had a cock that was so big I thought to myself, "How is this guy homeless?"

"How is this guy homeless?"

"I got what I got, I got a place."

"This guy should have a mansion."

And before I knew it he started to helicopter dick at me.

And it was so big I could hear the sound.

The motherfucker was powering the Midwest by himself.

And before I knew it, he took flight.

As if God was calling him to heaven.

He started to terrorize all the Sixth Street.

You got a dollar?

V-V-V-V-V-V-V.

Are you gonna finish that cigarette?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being flashed by a homeless man could be a compliment to a porn star.”

Joke Type

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setupI'm sort of stressed out guys.

setupThe other day I got flashed by a homeless guy

setupwith the biggest blackest cock I'd ever seen.

punchlineIn person.

tagShout out Mia Khalifa.