Liv Taylor

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.08 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Liv Taylor’s set

Skips to 1:29:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Okay, I realize that I do look like

I would never have turned down a footlong, okay.

[Bit 2]

I do hate Subway though.

I think it's overrated.

Any Subway fans in here?

Okay, a couple.

I think it's overrated, but also,

I just think their subs suck.

I think, like, I hate Subway because they managed to convince the entire world that Jared Fogle, the subway guy, we all remember him, right?

Managed to convince the entire world that Jared Fogle, the subway guy, lost over 250 pounds by only eating Subway.

and not fucking kids.

Guys, we all know the saying.

Weight loss is what?

Diet and exercise, okay?

I've never fucked a kid, but I imagine

it would take a lot of work, okay?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“His weight is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupOkay, I realize that I do look like

punchlineI would never have turned down a footlong, okay.