Set 11 · Episode 750
Paulie Shore
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.29 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.29 tag density
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[Bit 1]
What's up, so I did acid recently
Anyone else do acid?
The thing is, if you do acid,
don't do it at the fucking sphere in Las Vegas.
That's fucking gay.
I did it in the back of one of those Waymos.
Holy shit.
The Waymos are the fucking cars with no one fucking driving.
I started freaking out.
I started fucking driving the car.
And after that, I give myself two stars, two stars.
[Bit 2]
At least I'm not sober like gay ass fucking Charlie Sheen, bro.
What a fucking sell out this guy is.
[Bit 3]
I have friends that are sober.
I got this one friend that's sober, he doesn't do shit.
I'm like, you can't have a glass of red wine
with your fucking dinner, bro.
He's like, if I do that, then I'll snort an eight ball.
Like, how the fuck do you go from wine to a fucking eight ball?
[Bit 4]
And I have another friend of mine
who smokes pot every day.
You guys got these friends?
He's throwing a marijuana he puts in his food.
Went to his house the other day,
had some chicken pot, pot, pie.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An acid trip becomes so extreme that the rider starts driving.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupWhat's up, so I did acid recently
setupThe thing is, if you do acid,
punchlinedon't do it at the fucking sphere in Las Vegas.
setupI did it in the back of one of those Waymos.
setupThe Waymos are the fucking cars with no one fucking driving.
punchlineI started freaking out.
punchlineI started fucking driving the car.