Set 2 · Episode 750
Remy Swise
Bucket PullMiddle EasternManSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.77 punch density·0.29 tag density·2 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.21 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book
Watch Remy Swise’s set
Skips to 11:08 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm of Middle Eastern descent.
Both my parents are from Jordan.
And on top of that, I'm from Oklahoma City.
I was born and raised in Oklahoma.
And that makes me a Southern Arab gentleman.
That means I allow my women to work next to me
rather than 10 steps behind everywhere we go.
I might even hold her hand.
[Bit 2]
My favorite sport is baseball.
And I always wondered, how come they don't have baseball in the Middle East?
You know, here in America, we got the sandlot.
Middle East, lots of sand.
[Bit 3]
So I'm Arabic, right?
I'm Arabic.
That means my pronouns are hijab.
[Bit 4]
Now, Major League Baseball is gonna start having games
in India.
Do y'all hear about this?
Yeah, they got cricket.
We got baseball to try to bridge the gap internationally.
You know what makes me laugh when I think about baseball
in India?
Every night at the ballpark is bobblehead night.
Doesn't "Bobblehead" sound like what you get from a Hindu girl
when she goes down on your-- [groans]
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Being a Southern Arab gentleman could be slightly less restrictive treatment for women.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupI'm of Middle Eastern descent.
setupBoth my parents are from Jordan.
setupAnd on top of that, I'm from Oklahoma City.
setupI was born and raised in Oklahoma.
setupAnd that makes me a Southern Arab gentleman.
setupThat means I allow my women to work next to me
punchlinerather than 10 steps behind everywhere we go.
tagI might even hold her hand.