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KILL TONY #494 - JOE ROGAN + BRIAN MOSES

2021-03-02

Mark Panea

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Watch Mark Panea's Kill Tony episode 494 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.32 punch density·1.33 tag density

- Hello everybody.

Hi.

[Bit 1]

Man, I've had a lot of free time

since this whole COVID thing, man.

I've had a whole lot of free time.

You ever like pop a pimple and it keeps coming back

and you pop it, it keeps coming back, man.

And it never happened to anybody, man.

I think I'm growing a nipple.

Yeah, it's really, it's really bad, man.

[Bit 2]

Before this whole COVID thing though, I was on a,

I was a tour guide in the double decker bus here.

I'm sure there's a bunch of new people here at Austin, right?

- No, okay, well, you might appreciate this.

Then Austin, live music capital of the world.

That's a true fact, man.

There's more live music here at Percocore Capital

than any other place, anywhere else, man.

Wow, what a fun, positive spin on the homeless, right?

Just like a tar on drum circle in every corner here, man.

You know, good for them for being positive, right?

It really depresses me.

It makes me sad whenever I see it.

I see these men, they're so down under luck, man.

They're so weak, they're so fragile,

that music is barely live.

Give it a week.

The AIDS will win, it will win.

All right, that was my time, man.

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setupMan, I've had a lot of free time

setupsince this whole COVID thing, man.

setupI've had a whole lot of free time.

setupYou ever like pop a pimple and it keeps coming back

setupand you pop it, it keeps coming back, man.

setupAnd it never happened to anybody, man.

punchlineI think I'm growing a nipple.

tagYeah, it's really, it's really bad, man.