JT Stockman

Bucket Pull

Watch JT Stockman's Kill Tony episode 494 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.48 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·0.80 tag density

Oh, how we doing?

Shit, did y'all hear about that earthquake?

No, fuck that joke then, nevermind.

[Bit 1]

I got struggles though, I had a pregnancy scare recently,

but then I moved away.

She'll never find me, she's Amish, it's cool.

[Bit 2]

I fuck with the Amish, it's not bad.

Can leave my phone in any room

and I know she's not gonna pick that shit up.

[Bit 3]

I met a black Amish dude the other day,

that was wise as hell, it was very rare.

It's like meeting a Mexican that's an only child,

like, goddamn.

[Bit 4]

That girl I knocked up though, too, she's,

that's not why we broke up.

No, we broke up 'cause she was real woke.

She asked me, she was like, "Babe, if I became a man,

"would you still love me?"

I was like, "Of course I'd love you, like a brother."

I was like, "We can hang out and talk about pussy.

"I just wouldn't want to have sex with you anymore."

She got offended by that.

I was like, take it like a man, bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI got struggles though, I had a pregnancy scare recently,

punchlinebut then I moved away.

tagShe'll never find me, she's Amish, it's cool.