Tristan Boling

Bucket PullYoungMan

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.45 punch density·2.77 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·2.29 punch density·4.33 tag density

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Skips to 58:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Two fun facts about me, two fun facts.

One, I've never been in a fight.

You get it, you know?

I'm not like a fuck you say, Tabby Guy.

Never been in a fight.

Two, I've never sucked a dick.

Less believable, I know that.

For a fact, I know.

I look like I got knee pads in the car,

just in case I need to like,

slide into first position.

No, but I've never been in a fight.

Never sucked a dick.

But if one happens, I'm doing the other a self-defense.

You know what I mean? You know?

What would stop a fight more?

Like, some dude's coming out of a TGI Friday,

he's like, "Yeah, me and my friends are gonna fuck you up!"

And you're sitting there, you're like, "Oh, yeah!"

"I'm gonna suck your dicks!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An effeminate-looking man could be someone who has never fought.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupTwo fun facts about me, two fun facts.

punchlineOne, I've never been in a fight.

tagYou get it, you know?

tagI'm not like a fuck you say, Tabby Guy.

tagNever been in a fight.