Set 1 · Episode 397
Catlin Hazenour
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I found out with being a mom,
you have to be careful what you teach your kids.
Like, I've taught my son the accurate names
of the human anatomy, so instead of teaching him "peepy,"
I taught him penis,
so he shouldn't be ashamed of his penis.
I see you guys out there.
Don't want him being like you one day.
But it all backfired on me real quick
the first time he racked himself,
And he came running up to me screaming, "Mommy, kiss my penis and make it feel better!"
It's a weird day at the park after that, you guys.
[Bit 2]
But the other weird thing after having a kid is dating.
Like I went on one date after having my son.
I mentioned that I had a kid and that guy was like, "That's cool. Tell me your birth story."
That's weird Olive Garden conversation, but let's go for it.
So I get to the part where I'm rushing for an emergency C-section,
And that's where that guy stops me and he's like, "C-section, nice."
So it's all good down there.
Yeah.
Apparently, if something had come out of there, he didn't want to come in there.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Teaching body confidence could be a critique of adult men.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupSo I found out with being a mom,
setupyou have to be careful what you teach your kids.
setupLike, I've taught my son the accurate names
setupof the human anatomy, so instead of teaching him "peepy,"
setupI taught him penis,
setupso he shouldn't be ashamed of his penis.
setupI see you guys out there.
punchlineDon't want him being like you one day.