Lugman Al Hod

Bucket PullManMiddle EasternYoung

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.03 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I'm Lebanese American, the hairiest of the brown people.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, man, I know you're looking up here.

I've got a thick, full head of hair.

But if I'm being honest with you, the shit grows everywhere, man.

It's a package deal.

[Bit 3]

I remember in middle school once I shaved my legs.

My dad was a tough man.

He didn't like that very much.

I heard him whisper to my mom.

He was like, oh my God, first he shaves his legs.

Then he dance in the disco.

Then he take all the drugs.

Then he have the AIDS.

[Bit 4]

What my dad didn't understand at the time was

middle school girls are mean to hormonal teenagers

that are real hairy.

What I didn't understand at the time was

that girls are secretly freaks.

They love furry men.

They just gotta graduate college

for those daddy issues to kick in.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“So I'm Lebanese American, the hairiest of the brown people.”

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punchlineSo I'm Lebanese American, the hairiest of the brown people.