Tony Casillas

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.77 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.77 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Guys, let's get the obvious out of the way real quick.

I know I look like a lesbian version of Drew Carey.

[Bit 2]

Anybody hear the fat friend of their friend group?

This is Texas, some people are lying to themselves.

[Bit 3]

I hate being the fat friend of my friend group,

'cause when I go out to eat with them,

I have to order a normal sized meal

and I can't pour a ranch on my nipples

like I do when I'm at home.

My friends are like, "Tony, you're embarrassing us."

I'm like, "But they are dry."

Like I have to do something.

[Bit 4]

I did that joke in Oklahoma and after the show,

this lady comes up to me and she goes,

"No, Tony, ranch goes down here.

Blue cheese goes up here."

I go, "Ma'am, it's just a joke."

Guys, I went back to my motel room and tried it.

Holy shit, was she right.

First time anybody was right in Oklahoma.

Also, I get why they call it Hidden Valley now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A male comic is like lesbian Drew Carey because both share stocky glasses-coded appearance.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- Guys, let's get the obvious out of the way real quick.

punchlineI know I look like a lesbian version of Drew Carey.