Trevor Williams

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.88 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.88 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 15:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I look like what would happen if John Wick decided to put a baby in Kylo Ren.

And then instead of parenting me, they just let a bong raise me instead.

[Bit 2]

I live in Austin and I see a lot of assholes there with Huskies.

And I think it's like torturous to make a dog with winter fur like that,

live in such a hot climate.

I think it's time these owners stepped up and did the right thing, you know?

"Kill those fucking dogs."

Kidding, obviously.

They should let a vet do that, they're not professionals.

[Bit 3]

They say if you do what you love,

you never work a day in your life.

I know an animal shelter might be a sad place,

but I like the picture of there's some guy in the back

just grinning ear to ear, putting down unwanted pets,

swistling while he works, just...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A disheveled appearance becomes so extreme that it suggests villain parentage and drug upbringing.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

punchlineI look like what would happen if John Wick decided to put a baby in Kylo Ren.

tagAnd then instead of parenting me, they just let a bong raise me instead.