Set 11 · Episode 413

Brittany Danielle

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I was raised by a crack whore.
She's still sex dick for money, but she doesn't so much dabble in the crack anymore.
She's just kind of like a super cute little grandma now,
and she's super good.
Oh my gosh, she's-- or with my kids, you guys.
She's so good, y'all.
I only caught her doing a bump off the baby soft spot one time.
But like, what mom hasn't done a little baby bump, you know?

[Bit 2]

I recently had a recovered memory
when I was probably like 12 of my mom's friends
screaming at her like, you're just a whore.
All you'll ever be is a whore.
And my mom responded by saying, at least I'm
smart enough to get paid, honey, you're just a slut.
Burn, right?

[Bit 3]

And that's when I realized why my mom always treats me
like I'm dumb.
But, jokes on her, 'cause I get paid in the validation
that she never gave to me, so.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

A crack-addicted parent becoming a grandmother implies reform, but reveals only reduced crack use.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I was raised by a crack whore.
punchlineShe's still sex dick for money, but she doesn't so much dabble in the crack anymore.
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