JP

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.75 punch density·0.20 tag density

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Skips to 42:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So guys, have you ever masturbated so many times in a day

that your dick gets rug burned?

[Bit 2]

So I started dressing better.

It's a shame because although I look nice,

I still have a small dick, so.

[Bit 3]

So I went to culinary school and I like to cook and recently I found out that the secret

ingredient to every meal is pot.

And then we eat smokers out there, that's right.

[Bit 4]

People say you are what you eat, so that makes me a huge pussy.

[Bit 5]

So I usually get made fun of the way I look, my beard and such.

People like to tell me I look like Hay Arthur.

I look like Hay Arthur and Saddam Hussein had a baby?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Masturbation becomes so extreme that a penis gets rug burn.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupSo guys, have you ever masturbated so many times in a day

punchlinethat your dick gets rug burned?