2019-11-17

Set 2 · Episode 413

Monford Davis

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.27 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I like feeding my girlfriend while she's sleeping.

Just something easy, just like Reese's Pieces.

She's unconscious and it's irresistible at the time.

She's sleeping just so I'm not so good, give me more.

But she gets mad because she starts getting acne and she

starts gaining weight and she says,

"Monford, why do you do that?"

And I respond by saying,

"Don't you know what the game plan is?

I'm trying to make you fat and undesirable

for any other potential suitors."

So we broke up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Secretly feeding a partner implies affection, but reveals sabotage against romantic competition.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI like feeding my girlfriend while she's sleeping.

setupJust something easy, just like Reese's Pieces.

setupShe's unconscious and it's irresistible at the time.

setupShe's sleeping just so I'm not so good, give me more.

setupBut she gets mad because she starts getting acne and she

setupstarts gaining weight and she says,

setup"Monford, why do you do that?"

setupAnd I respond by saying,

setup"Don't you know what the game plan is?

punchlineI'm trying to make you fat and undesirable

tagfor any other potential suitors."

tagSo we broke up.