Zach Allen

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.64 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I recognize the way I sound.

I've got a good voice.

I got my current job over the phone.

First day I came in there like you sounded

so much better looking.

It's true, I'm better at phone sex than I am at regular sex.

It's a lot better for me to say G-SPOT

than try to actually find it.

Girls like say it again, baby. E-A sports. It's in the game

[Bit 2]

I've had this voice since I was in the sixth grade

If you heard me talking as a 12 year old you think I did different role on to catch a predator. I

Was a man child I stopped growing when I was in the eighth grade I was a six four eighth grader

That's a fun time. Your parents can't discipline you when they're wearing your hammy downs

[Bit 3]

They get mad at me, they say,

"Zack, what would you do if you were in my shoes?"

I'm like, "Well, you're in my shoes."

I thought you'd have empathy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A strong phone voice implies attractiveness, but reveals disappointment in person.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI recognize the way I sound.

setupI've got a good voice.

setupI got my current job over the phone.

setupFirst day I came in there like you sounded

punchlineso much better looking.