Joe Ellis

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.23 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I have served in the military for 16 years as a Black Hawk pilot.

Yep, happy pride I've been fired by President Trump.

He said, "You're fired."

[Bit 2]

I'm not sure if you could tell that I was trans.

I'm always kind of self-conscious about my voice.

I figured it'd give me away.

But men I've been with lately actually said it was my dick.

[Bit 3]

Being fired is not the only surprise I've had this year.

I was also accused of crashing my Blackhawk

into an airliner in D.C.

Back in January.

I don't know if y'all saw that. It kind of blew up online.

There it is. Yeah.

Yeah. Trans terrorists that committed a murder-suicide

killing 67 people, including myself.

And during the doxing process,

when I was number two on Twitter that weekend,

I was -- they found out I'm converting to Judaism.

And so trans and Jewish, if you haven't noticed,

my hobby lately is collecting identities that people hate.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sixteen years of service implies security, but reveals a Pride firing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI have served in the military for 16 years as a Black Hawk pilot.

punchlineYep, happy pride I've been fired by President Trump.

tagHe said, "You're fired."