Keith Ray

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.91 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.91 punch density·2.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Obviously, I'm a big fan of the Little Mermaid.

Yeah.

Not so much Ariel.

I like that Ursula.

Yeah, I like that big bitch.

She got ride or die bottom bitch energy.

That's the kind of chick you can start an insurance fire with.

And she's got eight legs.

That's four pussies.

I know math.

She's got them big old squid tits.

Big old sack of mud titties we call them back home.

Kind of tit you can smack one tit and roll out.

Come back.

like the Tide.

Big old sheet cake lunch lady jugs.

Kinda titties got the brown stain on the bottom

from dipping in the Manwich juice.

I like a bitch so big her titties start in the middle of her back.

Come swoopin'!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Ursula could be a ride-or-die girlfriend.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupObviously, I'm a big fan of the Little Mermaid.

setupNot so much Ariel.

setupI like that Ursula.

setupYeah, I like that big bitch.

punchlineShe got ride or die bottom bitch energy.

tagThat's the kind of chick you can start an insurance fire with.