Set 5 · Episode 395

Brandon Potter

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

A lot of straight people, they think being gay is a choice,
but they're wrong, all right?
They actually make you audition and be gay.
Yeah, in front of Satan.
Homophobes are people pissed off
because they didn't get a callback.
Mike Pence.

[Bit 2]

I was really high the other day and I was like,
what if it is a choice?
Nah.
Dude, if it was, like, if scientists could invent a pill,
like a turn me straight.
I probably just stick that pillow on my butt.
You know?
Hopefully it's not as depository.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Being gay being a choice implies personal preference, but reveals supernatural casting.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupA lot of straight people, they think being gay is a choice,
setupbut they're wrong, all right?
punchlineThey actually make you audition and be gay.
tagYeah, in front of Satan.
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