Set 4 · Episode 531
Hunter Gio
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.32 punch density·1.33 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
This is my first time doing stand-up, so if it sucks.
- My time's over already.
I sound like a dying cat, that's fine.
[Bit 2]
But yeah, no, so I'm kinda new to the area
and I've been to Sixth Street before
and I'm sure a lot of you have as well.
And people are really weird on Sixth Street.
Some guy came up to me on Sixth Street
and he was talking to me, he was like,
"Yo, so my sister's in town and you know,
"my sister's in town when we get to hook up and stuff."
And I was like, "Okay, that's cool."
And then he kept on going and he was like,
"No, you don't understand, she's DTF.
"She goes all the way."
And that's kind of a weird thing
to kind of just bring up to someone,
let alone a stranger, just talking about your sibling.
It's a really weird thing to bring up.
[Bit 3]
So that got me thinking, how common is that
for people to kind of point their siblings
or their relatives?
And yeah, I looked into it and it's like 15%,
every single study, it's like 10 to 15%.
So if we're looking around the room here,
that means probably like, I don't know,
10 or 20 of you probably have, you know,
hooked up with your relatives or,
to some extent or another, so.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“A first-time disclaimer implies leniency, but reveals immediate failure.”
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setupThis is my first time doing stand-up, so if it sucks.
punchline- My time's over already.
tagI sound like a dying cat, that's fine.