Miles Riley Martin Hooch Owens

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.55 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 22:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I had to quit my job 'cause my boss was in love with me.

Like, it was already a really hard job.

And then she's always trying to kiss me.

Like, cooking beans is already, like, as tough as hell.

Like I gotta sit there, I gotta stir the beans.

And then she's over here trying to give me kisses.

I did not have time for that.

[Bit 2]

One time she trapped me in the walk-in fridge and she wouldn't let me out until I gave her

a kiss.

My beans were gonna burn.

[Bit 3]

So I had to kiss my boss.

And then I put my two weeks in and I didn't have a backup plan.

So I flew to LA.

I was like, I'll just be in line.

I'll figure it out.

[Bit 4]

I'm not in LA.

I don't know how to -- I can't even do the wall thing.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Workplace harassment implies emotional distress, but reveals bean-cooking inconvenience.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I had to quit my job 'cause my boss was in love with me.

setupLike, it was already a really hard job.

setupAnd then she's always trying to kiss me.

setupLike, cooking beans is already, like, as tough as hell.

setupLike I gotta sit there, I gotta stir the beans.

setupAnd then she's over here trying to give me kisses.

punchlineI did not have time for that.