Set 3 · Episode 395
Ryan Clement
Bucket Pull
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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.06 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Thanks a lot. How you guys doing? You're pretty good? So when I was 12 I learned how to
masturbate. Oh god. You did it so much earlier right? Okay. But yeah the only
problem was is that I didn't know what to do with it. You know how do I dispose of
of this magical substance.
So like a brilliant 12 year old, I just picked a corner of my room.
It was the most dim lit sexy corner, you know.
And I just kind of made it happen there.
Always.
For like four months straight.
And so long story short, I come home from school one day and my mom, she was a good
"Mom, nice lady, very Christian.
"Love to clean my room when I was gone, you know?"
So I come home, walk up the stairs,
my mom is in the magic corner,
and she's got some cleaning supplies
and she's just kinda cleaning away.
And she says, "Ryan, if you spill orange juice,
"I don't give a shit, just clean it up afterwards."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A stained masturbation corner implies sexual discovery, but reveals mistaken spilled juice.”
Joke Type
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setupThanks a lot. How you guys doing? You're pretty good? So when I was 12 I learned how to
setupmasturbate. Oh god. You did it so much earlier right? Okay. But yeah the only
setupproblem was is that I didn't know what to do with it. You know how do I dispose of
setupof this magical substance.
setupSo like a brilliant 12 year old, I just picked a corner of my room.
setupIt was the most dim lit sexy corner, you know.
setupAnd I just kind of made it happen there.
setupAlways.
setupFor like four months straight.
setupAnd so long story short, I come home from school one day and my mom, she was a good
setup"Mom, nice lady, very Christian.
setup"Love to clean my room when I was gone, you know?"
setupSo I come home, walk up the stairs,
setupmy mom is in the magic corner,
setupand she's got some cleaning supplies
setupand she's just kinda cleaning away.
setupAnd she says, "Ryan, if you spill orange juice,
punchline"I don't give a shit, just clean it up afterwards."