2020-11-10

Set 6 · Episode 480

Afrodite

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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.92 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.32 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:08:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I need to make an announcement.

I'm very proud to let you guys know that I have actually the wettest motherfucking

pussy in the history of the Kia Tiny Show.

I just wet this tissue up to prove that I got a wet pussy.

Okay.

I peed on myself in the motherfucking La Jolla 2 show.

I peed on myself.

[Bit 2]

So that just eliminates that goddamn Carla Lavasco B,

or Cardio B, whatever her goddamn name is.

She stole my motherfucking cots up,

I'm gonna get my motherfucking royalties, bitch,

I'm telling you right now.

[Bit 3]

I want y'all to know, I know some of y'all were,

you know, that you might get the coochie-lerona

of the grabbing of the pussy of the virus

and the juices flying out the back of your asshole virus.

But don't worry about it,

'cause my cousin Ray Ray is working on the curb.

- Yeah, my cousin Ray Ray is coming up with a new one.

To help get rid of this shit is called,

bitch get out of my car

before I punch you in your motherfucking face, vaccine.

Oh yeah, it's gonna work, it's a very strong one.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wet genitals implies arousal, but reveals public urination.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI need to make an announcement.

setupI'm very proud to let you guys know that I have actually the wettest motherfucking

setuppussy in the history of the Kia Tiny Show.

setupI just wet this tissue up to prove that I got a wet pussy.

punchlineI peed on myself in the motherfucking La Jolla 2 show.

tagI peed on myself.