Cody Held

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·3.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·3.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

so you guys know how all those magicians

love to do disappearing acts.

Well, my dad's the best magician out of that man,

fucking disappeared for 16 goddamn years.

Still hasn't come down to this day.

You know, he said that he was gonna go buy cigarettes

at a Walmart, but I'm pretty sure he got lost

in fucking Ikea 'cause he is still gone, man,

I'm telling you.

Walmart is a hell of a drug,

and if you get lost in that bitch,

well, you're just like my dad, gone forever.

[Bit 2]

Now, if you guys know, you guys know the app Twitter?

You guys know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, so can we just talk about how Twitter's fucking users make that shit look more toxic

than goddamn Chernobyl?

Like have you seen the radiation levels that fucking come out of those people's mouths?

Goddamn, bro.

My ex was less toxic than that.

Holy shit, like and that bitch told me to fucking kill myself, all right?

I'm telling you, she's fucking wild.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A disappearing act implies stage magic, but reveals parental abandonment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupso you guys know how all those magicians

setuplove to do disappearing acts.

setupWell, my dad's the best magician out of that man,

punchlinefucking disappeared for 16 goddamn years.

tagStill hasn't come down to this day.