Laura Liu

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 26:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Okay, my husband, bastard motherfucker,

he's always picking fights with me

and I have to look at him and go,

bastard, are you healthy enough to have makeup sex?

[Bit 2]

So what's better than makeup sex?

Restraint in order of makeup sex.

[Bit 3]

So he asked me the other day if I knew what a mulligan was

and I said, yeah, he's the guy that keeps doing it

over and over again, right?

[Bit 4]

So back in the day when you wanted to get something green

to smoke, you'd have to go down to the trestle or somewhere sketchy. So I sent him off to

give me something to smoke. And he came back and says, "Open your hand," and I opened it

up and he drops this big green grasshopper in my hand. I looked at him and said, "Bastard

motherfucker," I said, "Big green bud, not big green bug."

[Bit 5]

So I'm not knocking off my bucket list and I did skydiving last week and he sends me

off in the plane and says, "Darling, I'll be praying for you."

And I had to stop and think, "What exactly are you going to be praying for?"

[Bit 6]

And so I loved the camo fad.

I went to the store, I looked around, I couldn't find any.

Kept bumping into people wearing camo.

I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Marital conflict implies emotional reconciliation, but reveals concern about surviving sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Okay, my husband, bastard motherfucker,

setuphe's always picking fights with me

setupand I have to look at him and go,

punchlinebastard, are you healthy enough to have makeup sex?