Anthony Wright

Bucket Pull

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

One of my favorite sexual positions

is the one where you're standing

and you pick your partner up in the air.

But here's the problem, fellas,

that position requires a lot of strength and endurance.

Like last week, me and my girl was going at it, right?

And after two exhausting minutes,

I finally told her to put me down.

Say that's way too much pressure, you know?

'Cause I don't want her to power bomb me,

and now my ankles are resting on her shoulders.

[Bit 2]

You guys remember that toy tickle me Elmo?

It was a really famous toy. I always wanted one, but my parents, they couldn't afford one.

So instead, they got me a stroke me monster.

That's right. Every time I tickled it, it would just say lower.

And then it paid me $40.

That's right. Every time you watch Elmo, think of this guy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Standing sex position implies lifting a partner, but reveals being lifted.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOne of my favorite sexual positions

setupis the one where you're standing

setupand you pick your partner up in the air.

setupBut here's the problem, fellas,

setupthat position requires a lot of strength and endurance.

setupLike last week, me and my girl was going at it, right?

setupAnd after two exhausting minutes,

punchlineI finally told her to put me down.