2020-05-05

Set 7 · Episode 453

Griff Kohout

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

This is crazy times, growing in madness.

But really it's the tech takeover,

changing our world faster than Jeffrey Epstein's

cup of coffee prison visit.

[Bit 2]

Humans read books, and now we crush documentaries.

And those used to bore the shit out of us.

[Bit 3]

We explore different bars trying to get laid.

Now it's a clusterfuck of dating apps

full of all the same awkward people who can't screw.

[Bit 4]

We used to go bowling to blow off steam.

Now if we wanna knock over pinheads,

we go social media trolling.

[Bit 5]

Those were the days before PC culture,

cameras all over comedy clubs,

when all you had to worry about was the weed guys number,

if we listened to both sides of the record yet,

and whether or not Steve Martin was a narc.

[Bit 6]

The good old days were when starving yourself to perfection,

wasn't intermittent fasting, it was called anorexia.

[Bit 7]

When streaming was just a nice long piss,

[Bit 8]

when a keyboard was the thing on the wall when you checked in at a seedy motel with your buddy's fun ant

[Bit 9]

and when a mouse was just a furry little something, Richard Gere tamponed up his butt when he ran out of TP

[Bit 10]

Yeah, the tech made us soft, it made us lazy, the screens, the tablets, Bill Cosby should've just waited

until we all turned into the zombie pudding pops he so desired

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Technological change is like prison murder because both can happen abruptly.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupThis is crazy times, growing in madness.

setupBut really it's the tech takeover,

setupchanging our world faster than Jeffrey Epstein's

punchlinecup of coffee prison visit.