Set 4 · Episode 453

Victoria Thompson

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·7 bits·7 beats·1.00 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 52:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Not going to lie.
I do miss cooking for two people.
Maybe I shouldn't have had that abortion.

[Bit 2]

I've been single for so long. I don't even think my vibrator likes me anymore
Doesn't even turn on I tried to use it last night and it said what's the point? I

[Bit 3]

Even altered anal. I think my vagina is depressed
I found a tampon tied in a new and a suicide note on a maxi pad

[Bit 4]

My friend has a daughter of a Down syndrome.
She named her Debbie.

[Bit 5]

By the respect of my penis wishes,
I would have killed myself a long time ago.

[Bit 6]

Not all math jokes add up.

[Bit 7]

I'm moving to Texas because tornadoes are right up my alley.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Missing cooking for two implies a partner, but reveals an aborted child.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupNot going to lie.
setupI do miss cooking for two people.
punchlineMaybe I shouldn't have had that abortion.
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