Victoria Thompson

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·7 bits·7 beats·1.00 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Victoria Thompson’s set

Skips to 52:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Not going to lie.

I do miss cooking for two people.

Maybe I shouldn't have had that abortion.

[Bit 2]

I've been single for so long. I don't even think my vibrator likes me anymore

Doesn't even turn on I tried to use it last night and it said what's the point? I

[Bit 3]

Even altered anal. I think my vagina is depressed

I found a tampon tied in a new and a suicide note on a maxi pad

[Bit 4]

My friend has a daughter of a Down syndrome.

She named her Debbie.

[Bit 5]

By the respect of my penis wishes,

I would have killed myself a long time ago.

[Bit 6]

Not all math jokes add up.

[Bit 7]

I'm moving to Texas because tornadoes are right up my alley.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Missing cooking for two implies a partner, but reveals an aborted child.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupNot going to lie.

setupI do miss cooking for two people.

punchlineMaybe I shouldn't have had that abortion.