Tyson Pfeiffer

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.39 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 21:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Can we just get rid of the photo filters? Are you with me? Can we get rid of photo filters?

No, a few people, five people with me.

We don't need them. There's no reason if you're an adult to ever be disguised as a baby deer.

Not even if you have a weird hunter fetish. You don't need them.

Photo filters are just Spanx for your face.

Not enough laughing here. Too many people wearing Spanx.

[Bit 2]

It's okay. I hate the photo filters, but I love the Spanx. Spanx are great. Any Spanx women here tonight?

Spanks Spanks women are amazing they are because they know they have a secret they can't wait to rebuild to you

Recently went on a date with a spanks girl right away. She started target talking that trash

She's like you ever been with a curvy girl

Can you handle all these curves and I was into I let her drive so I mean to the kidnapping fantasy

[Bit 3]

Let's hear it. We're back to her place. I had a great time

Started making out I passed out mill and I to wake up

I had kind of like a like a wet spot on my chest right and I look up and she's like above me

She's just working it. She's just you know, she's a double DJ in it, you know

Right? And I wake up, open my eyes, and this girl's Japanese, and I'm like, "Oh shit, she's giving me a Pearl Harbor necklace."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adult photo filters could be childish animal disguises.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupCan we just get rid of the photo filters? Are you with me? Can we get rid of photo filters?

punchlineWe don't need them. There's no reason if you're an adult to ever be disguised as a baby deer.

tagNot even if you have a weird hunter fetish. You don't need them.