John Adkins

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[Bit 1]

Me and my friend were at Walmart,

and on the way out she said,

"I don't use those self-checkouts

"because they take jobs away

"from people who desperately need them."

I said, "Bitch, you got three vibrators."

[Bit 2]

My parents watched too much Fox News.

My parents watched so much Fox News

that when I told them I was watching the movie X-Men,

they thought it was a documentary about Bruce Jenner.

[Bit 3]

I know it's an election year,

but I haven't been paying any attention to the coverage

because I already know who I'm gonna vote for.

The rapper Jov Rule.

Because when they asked about abortion, he'll say,

"It's murder!"

Holla, holla.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Anti-automation ethics both protect jobs and yet ignore sex toys replacing partners.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupMe and my friend were at Walmart,

setupand on the way out she said,

setup"I don't use those self-checkouts

setup"because they take jobs away

setup"from people who desperately need them."

punchlineI said, "Bitch, you got three vibrators."