2020-03-19

Set 3 · Episode 442

Nathan Driver

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm not doing too good myself.

I'm not doing too good.

I just found out my ex-girlfriend's still using

my Netflix account.

All right, whose side are you on?

Okay.

I just found out my ex is still using my Netflix account.

It's fucked up.

She's too good to text me back, right?

But not too good to watch Office reruns on my dime.

And the worst part is, I wouldn't even have known

She was using it if she hadn't left her blinds open last night.

And guys, I miss her.

[Bit 2]

She had a dumb, hippie white girl name.

It made it worse because whenever people would be like,

what's wrong, I'd have to say, oh,

Sequoia's not texting me back.

I'm getting left on red by a tree.

[Bit 3]

I don't like dumb names like that.

I like girls with guys' names.

That's my thing.

Blake Lively, which is cute,

like a girl named Andy or something.

I just think it's hot when a girl is a guy's name.

Like I'm trying to fuck a chick named Robert, dude.

I am into it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An ex both ignores communication and yet keeps using shared entertainment.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupI'm not doing too good myself.

setupI'm not doing too good.

setupI just found out my ex-girlfriend's still using

setupmy Netflix account.

setupI just found out my ex is still using my Netflix account.

setupIt's fucked up.

setupShe's too good to text me back, right?

punchlineBut not too good to watch Office reruns on my dime.