Raul Zambrano

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I do want to say this upfront.

Let me say this upfront.

Fuck fat people.

Fuck fat people, please, full of God.

Somebody fuck me!

I do like starting with that joke,

'cause half the audience is like, "Does he know?"

[Bit 2]

I was riding Uber yesterday,

and my Uber driver decided to blow through a stop sign,

and then he yell out, "No cop, no stop!" out loud.

Like we were boys out on a joyride.

And, like, I didn't know how many stars I was gonna rate him

at the end of the ride, you know?

'Cause that's, like, super unprofessional,

and you're putting the safety of your passenger in danger.

But at the same time, fuck yeah, dude.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Fuck fat people" can mean condemn fat people or have sex with fat people.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI do want to say this upfront.

setupLet me say this upfront.

setupFuck fat people.

punchlineFuck fat people, please, full of God.

tagSomebody fuck me!