Speech Impediment Man

Bucket Pull

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Speech Impediment Man’s set

Skips to 51:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got major boner right now.

[Bit 2]

But no, I almost didn't make it here today.

I got pulled over by a cop, he goes,

excuse me sir, you've been drinking,

you're kind of slurring your words.

I go, you've been eating donuts,

your eyes look laced over.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, I'm having some problem with my Alexa,

every time I talk to it, it calls 911

since I'm having a fucking stroke.

[Bit 4]

Yeah, I'm getting in the computer form,

but I think I got a virus.

I keep getting my dick caught in the keyboard.

[Bit 5]

I've been going to training to lose weight,

and I go, "What machine do I need to work out with

to lose weight?"

and he looks me straight in the eye and goes,

"For you, the ATM machine."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“I got major boner right now.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

punchlineI got major boner right now.