Tyler Brandt

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.69 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.69 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 11:14 in the episode

[Bit 1]

about grandmothers, 'cause grandmothers are supposed

to be like these sweet women that take care

of you, cook your food, but sometimes cunts get old.

And that's me, ma, dude.

She's a finely aged country wine.

Dude, she's racist as shit, too.

She, I try to correct her, but like, you know what

that's saying, you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

or in grandma's case, you can't teach an old dog

not to say the N word in CVS.

So the grandma here for vitamins not hate crimes,

let's tone this shit down.

[Bit 2]

I got a white trash dad,

he had eight kids with three different women.

He's essentially knocking up women

with a frequency of a current NFL player,

but with the financial stability of a former NFL player.

And at least those kids inherit their genetics

of professional athletes.

Like the only thing I inherit is a weird love of Slim Jims

and that's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Grandmothers could be aging mean women.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupabout grandmothers, 'cause grandmothers are supposed

setupto be like these sweet women that take care

punchlineof you, cook your food, but sometimes cunts get old.

tagAnd that's me, ma, dude.

tagShe's a finely aged country wine.