2022-11-29

Set 7 · Episode 585

Ali Musa

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·1.67 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.53 punch density·2.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I moved out here from Arizona.

Oh, yeah, no response.

I actually, I had no idea that Austin was so liberal.

Like it caught me off guard,

'cause you guys need to realize I'm from Arizona,

where I was almost deported to Mexico three times,

and I'm not even Mexican.

[Bit 2]

You guys are some of the scariest homeless people

on the planet too.

I don't know what the fuck is up with that.

I was gonna fight with a dude on Sixth Street.

I'm just walking down the street.

This dude walks right up to me

and he looked like he survived an explosion

in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Like he looked like he was on fire

and put out 10 seconds before talking to me.

And he asked me if I have any money.

He's asking a bunch of questions.

I tell him no and I swear to God he goes,

"Psh, you look like a police sketch of Jafar."

I was like, and you look like Aladdin

if you never found a lamp, asshole.

And fuck you for being funnier than me too.

I gave him five bucks.

Get the fuck away from me now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being deported to Mexico implies Mexican heritage, but reveals the person isn't Mexican at all.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I moved out here from Arizona.

setupI actually, I had no idea that Austin was so liberal.

setupLike it caught me off guard,

setup'cause you guys need to realize I'm from Arizona,

setupwhere I was almost deported to Mexico three times,

punchlineand I'm not even Mexican.