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Kill Tony #124 (Andrew Santino, Sandro Iocolano)

2018-03-18

Will Moore

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Watch Will Moore's Kill Tony episode 124 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.91 tag density·3 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.35 punch density·0.40 tag density

Hello, everyone.

All right.

[Bit 1]

I'm so out of breath.

I'm out of breath.

I just walked up a flight of stairs.

Not a joke, that is happening right now.

[Bit 2]

All right, so don't you hate it

when you see somebody crying?

Just sobbing, clearly from the worst day of their life

that you just got made a part of.

You're like, "Hey man, what the fuck are you doing

"in my mirror?"

Holy, I gotta stop smoking.

This is awful.

[Bit 3]

I called the suicide hotline once, and I got put on hold.

Which is ironic, because if somebody held me,

I probably wouldn't have had to call them.

Thank you.

[Bit 4]

I've been thinking about shaking it up a bit,

trying to get out of this funk.

I've been thinking about becoming a prop comic.

I've been thinking about propping my head up on the end of a shotgun for quite some

time.

[Bit 5]

I'm 19, but I think I've become a bit of a casual drinker.

I get real fucked up and I'm super casual about it.

Just like, oh, you should drive.

That would be safe.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm so out of breath.

setupI'm out of breath.

punchlineI just walked up a flight of stairs.

tagNot a joke, that is happening right now.