Stephen Holloman

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Watch Stephen Holloman's Kill Tony episode 124 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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When I was a little kid I watched all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies

and they were cool and they had a lot of stuff in common like guns and muscles and action.

And then when I got older I was like man how come Arnold never played like any other kind

of roles?

So this is my impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus in the Passion of the Christ.

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I don't wear my robe clothes because I have such excellent abs.

Let me see your baby.

It's not a tumor, he's okay.

My name is the disciple, John Campbell.

This is such a horrible joke to do, so I'm gonna just go with it some more.

He's on the cross, you guys.

Okay, and he's getting tortured and he's like...

Stop it just time in it

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setupWhen I was a little kid I watched all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies

setupand they were cool and they had a lot of stuff in common like guns and muscles and action.

setupAnd then when I got older I was like man how come Arnold never played like any other kind

setupof roles?

setupSo this is my impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus in the Passion of the Christ.

punchlineI don't wear my robe clothes because I have such excellent abs.

tagLet me see your baby.

tagIt's not a tumor, he's okay.

tagMy name is the disciple, John Campbell.