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KILL TONY #592 - JOE ROGAN + JESSIE JOHNSON

2023-01-17

Tim Warner

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Watch Tim Warner's Kill Tony episode 592 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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for Tim Warner, everybody.

Tim Warner.

There he is. Tim Warner everybody.

[Bit 1]

Well, I'm sober now.

And I'm starting to notice that

being sober is kind of an unacceptable way of life.

[Bit 2]

You know?

especially in the comedy industry, an industry where comedians get applauded for being fucked up.

You know, it's "I'm on mushrooms!"

Yeah!

Well, imagine if we allowed that for other industries.

You know, where it's like, "Hi, I'm Dr. Thomas. I'm going to be doing your surgery today."

And I'm on mushrooms!

What? No!

Oh, man, isn't the human body a fucking trip, man?

Nurse, come here, look.

Pfft, pfft, pfft.

That's his kidney.

Aren't kidneys weird?

They're neither a kid nor a knee.

That's fucking weird, man.

[Bit 3]

So I'm in the program now.

And when I say I'm in the program,

that's the computer simulation we're all a part of.

I mean, come on, I've done enough drugs to know we're not real.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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contradiction

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setupWell, I'm sober now.

setupAnd I'm starting to notice that

punchlinebeing sober is kind of an unacceptable way of life.