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KILL TONY #592 - JOE ROGAN + JESSIE JOHNSON

2023-01-17

Gina Hyena

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Watch Gina Hyena's Kill Tony episode 592 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.46 punch density, 1.75 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.09 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.46 punch density·1.75 tag density

Make some noise for Gina Hyena, everybody.

A new minute from Gina Hyena.

You guys still with us, huh?

An uninterrupted brand new 60 seconds

from Gina Hyena, everybody.

Here she is, everyone.

[Bit 1]

I'm turning 36 this year, which is the grossest thing about me.

And I want kids, but I can't afford a ramp in my New York apartment.

So I think I'm going to have to adopt.

I think that's a cheat code.

The kids come with all the software downloaded.

They know how to eat.

They know how to sleep.

They know how to do all that shit.

And I'm going to get one from out east because they're better.

They're just better.

Your car is foreign.

[Bit 2]

Check out Ling Ling.

She's doing the dishes.

She's going to hem my pants after.

Let me know if you need anything.

And I'm gonna make it like a Tom McGotchy situation,

like my own little Pokemon.

Like I'm gonna buy a plane ticket,

I'm gonna go right to China,

go right to the Apple factory,

get one from the suicide net.

That's how you know he's the hardest worker.

I'm not flying all the way over there for a fucking dud, okay?

I actually found out this is very expensive,

you'd think it would be cheaper, right?

I found it's very expensive to get a kid from China,

So I'm just gonna go a cheaper route.

I'm just gonna go down to the border

and get one that's crate trained.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm turning 36 this year, which is the grossest thing about me.

punchlineAnd I want kids, but I can't afford a ramp in my New York apartment.

tagSo I think I'm going to have to adopt.