Josh Castro

Bucket Pull

Watch Josh Castro's Kill Tony episode 592 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·1.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.62 punch density·1.00 tag density

Make some noise for him, Josh Castro, everyone.

- Sup, Austin, how y'all doing?

[Bit 1]

I believe we're at a civil war.

Yeah, it's gonna happen.

It's gonna start here in Texas.

And it's gonna start with breakfast tacos.

Austin tries to be the capital of the world

with breakfast tacos, it's not gonna happen.

You put kale inside of a tortilla and call it a taco.

It's not a fucking taco, you gentrified food.

Right?

[Bit 2]

What's next, conspiracy themed restaurants, right?

You order a Kennedy burger, just comes with a top off.

Hillary hot dogs with a side of suicide sauce?

What if you had the Epstein tacos, right?

Where do you find that?

Right under the kids menu?

He's dead, you know that, right?

Yeah, he just puts kale inside of a tortilla.

You can't fucking call it a taco, man.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI believe we're at a civil war.

setupYeah, it's gonna happen.

setupIt's gonna start here in Texas.

punchlineAnd it's gonna start with breakfast tacos.