Rudy Ortega

Bucket Pull

Watch Rudy Ortega's Kill Tony episode 441 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density

Hi, everyone.

[Bit 1]

Enjoy this moment.

Here we are one day.

We won't be here.

Always and forever, just like FedEx.

That's why the employee's giving away his t-shirts

because he's knowing it's going out of business.

But comedy will never go out of business

because of you guys.

[Bit 2]

I'm crouching because I'm a troll, an internet.

[Bit 3]

Some things I like to masturbate to are Instagram hashtags.

For example, teachers from San Diego.

Look at my kids, they're studying.

I thought that was gonna go better.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupEnjoy this moment.

setupHere we are one day.

setupWe won't be here.

punchlineAlways and forever, just like FedEx.

tagThat's why the employee's giving away his t-shirts

tagbecause he's knowing it's going out of business.