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2020-03-16

Alison Vestano

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Watch Alison Vestano's Kill Tony episode 441 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.37 punch density·2.33 tag density

Fucking loser, get back in your seat.

You forget who fucking daddy is.

[Bit 1]

- Okay, my name's Teresa.

How big would you say my dick is?

- I'd say it's like a girthy five.

- I want an answer out of my number

'cause I wanna know the balance.

I'm just curious.

And I want your honest guess here.

- Like just like right now,

how big I think your dick is?

- I just want your guess.

You don't have to be statistically correct.

- I feel like I'm not as good at this as I made it seem.

- Go ahead.

Just give it a guess.

I'm just curious.

- I'll give you six, dude.

- Yeah, all right, well.

- I won't, I won't.

- I'll give it to you.

- I think my style may be deceptive.

It's okay though.

You'll give me six.

- Someone said they'll go seven.

- Yeah, that's-- - Anyone else?

- Do we hear any more?

- How do you think-- - Do we hear eight?

- How do you think that lady ended up

with a broken neck in the first place?

- Oh, you just made it.

She's in pain right now.

She just laughed, and she goes, "Ow!"

God damn right.

Yeah, you're right. It's like that.

That's how wide it is. You're right.

Absolutely.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- Okay, my name's Teresa.

setupHow big would you say my dick is?

setup- I'd say it's like a girthy five.

setup- I want an answer out of my number

setup'cause I wanna know the balance.

setupI'm just curious.

setupAnd I want your honest guess here.

setup- Like just like right now,

setuphow big I think your dick is?

setup- I just want your guess.

setupYou don't have to be statistically correct.

setup- Go ahead.

setupJust give it a guess.

setupI'm just curious.

punchline- I'll give you six, dude.

tag- Yeah, all right, well.

tag- I won't, I won't.

tag- I'll give it to you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- Okay, my name's Teresa.

setupHow big would you say my dick is?

setup- I'd say it's like a girthy five.

setup- I want an answer out of my number

setup'cause I wanna know the balance.

setupI'm just curious.

setupAnd I want your honest guess here.

setup- Like just like right now,

setuphow big I think your dick is?

setup- I just want your guess.

setupYou don't have to be statistically correct.

setup- Go ahead.

setupJust give it a guess.

setupI'm just curious.

punchline- I'll give you six, dude.

tag- Yeah, all right, well.

tag- I won't, I won't.

tag- I'll give it to you.

Every joke is broken into beats — each with a setup, punchline, and any tags — and assigned one of 10 structural types: misdirect, reframe, phonetic-match, double-meaning, contradiction, analogy, hyperbole, elephant-in-the-room, anti-humor, and absurdism. How to Annotate Jokes →